Father M holds up four fingers. "So today, I want you to remember four things that the Church wants you to know are at the end."
- or Hell
Simultaneously with his utterance of "Hell", someone's cell phone went off.
Father M's eyes narrowed. "And that's where you are going right now! (He says, pointing in the direction of the ring tone. Congregational laughter.) When I die, I'll be at the pearly gates to testify against you!"
We all know he was joking just as we also know he is dead serious when asking us to silence our cell phones during services.