Law #1: The amount of time a four year old wants you to sit on the floor and play with him is inversely proportional to the amount of time you have to do so.
Law #2: The number of tasks that one has to do before leaving on a trip is inversely proportional to the number of days remaining until you leave.
Law #3: The number of people around to help the main packer for said trip (moi) is inversely proportional to the number of days remaining until you leave.
Law #4: The amount of mess created in the house in packing is inversely proportional to the neatness you are trying to create in the packing of items to bring.
Isn't it cool that there is such order in the universe? I'm sure God is having a good laugh.
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